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| User: | ridiculicious (1402556) The Ramblings of Ridiculicious
International Humorist |
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| Name: | ridiculicious | |
| Location: | Atlanta, Georgia, United States | |
| Bio: | This Blog is mostly about the ridiculous stuff that happens to me. Once in awhile, I'll write something depressing, just to keep you on your toes. I rarely comment in people's journals, but I do read them. I'm trying to get better about writing more often, but you just can't make ridiculous stuff happen. I write a lot of "friends only" posts because I don't want my mother, or my clients, or my ex boyfriends, or my dog reading this stuff sometimes. Rarely are my entries over a page. I do not blog about every day boring shit, which is why you won't see me writing all that much. I'm in trouble when I write every day, because that means shit has hit the fan. I live in the Atlanta, but I am from Colorado. I went to elementary school with one of the creators of South Park. There is nothing in South Park. Our actual elementary school, in Conifer, Colorado, was bulldozed a couple of years ago to make way for a four-lane highway. Three or four of those characters on there are real people, including Mr. Mackey who was our guidance counselor really named Mr. Lackey. I spent a lot of time in his office. There is a great universal understanding -- I have fun birthday parties. I celebrate my birthday for about a month, like Mardi Gras if you will. I have just recently started lying about my age, but trust me I can pull it off. I am terrified of chickens - they are evil fuckers. Also, I cuss like a sailor. I let my dog sleep in my bed and he's pretty big. He is also constantly running for Mayor of Cabbagetown, Gerogia where I live. But to me, he's just a really happy furry dude. My goal one day is to get an enormous king-sized bed. Tempurpedic. Did I spell that right? If you come to my house you will always find something good to eat -- except right now. I have a mean cat. Atmosphere is everything to me, and I will leave the instant it sucks. Beware... I am a hugger. I also like to bop around and not stay in one place for very long. My feet are often dirty because I walk around barefoot most of the time. They are dirty, yet my feet are model-rific. I mean I have some hot-ass feet. I should insure them. They might be my best feature. My best and my worst feature I guess. I would say that I'm like a tootsie pop, hard on the outside, gooey on the inside. Or an eclaire maybe? Or a lobster. I tend to dance around naked to old soul music late at night. Sometimes my curtains are open and that must be why my hairy-backed neighbor smiles at me kind of creepily. According to my sisters, I am boy crazy. This might be true as I tend to date men that are way too young for me, but it does allow me to have a lot to write about in this blog. I hate to iron. I get right to the point. . I like fart jokes. I am not proud of this. And lastly, I take plenty of vitamins every day.  | |
| Interests: | 25: atlanta, baubles, bingo, cats, colorado, dirty jokes, dogs, eating, fabricating lies, floating on rafts, hanging from trees, hating george bush, irony, llama racing, movies, music that's not pop, nature, reading, sarcasm, seeking out the strange, sitting on the couch, sleeping, traveling, walking, writing | |
| Schools: | None listed | |
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| Account type: | Basic Account | |
