The Ramblings of Ridiculicious

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Here was the weirdest thing that happened today: I took an art class from a painter with Parkenson's and she told me to color in the lines. But she couldn't.

The next second odd thing was a guy who waved a towel at me on the Freeway trying to get me to stop. No! Uh-uh. I  won't fall for the old waving a towell trick. That's just asking for rape.

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It's like David Sedaris's speech therapist telling him to "D-d-d-d-d-d-ddo as I s-s-s-s-s-ay, n-n-n-nnot as I d-d-d-d-o."

Ok, actually that didn't happen to David Sedaris, but I'm sure someone with a lisp has made that joke.

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